INCOMING TRANSMISSION · HQ
Agent. You know how this goes. The coin runs, you're up, and you go to sleep. Somewhere a dev wearing six wallets like six hats starts selling, and by morning the chart is a cliff.
The tube changes who's first. Your coins wait in a contract with your tripwires attached, and keepers read every tube several times a second. The moment a watched wallet falls past your line, the tube sells on the Pons curve or in the Pons pool and the ETH lands in your wallet in the same transaction. Keepers earn a tip for it, so they race to save you.
Before you load, take the hats off. The radar links wallets only on evidence you can check yourself: bought in the launch block, received tokens straight from the dev, or had their buy signed by another cluster wallet. Wallets that only look fresh, or share a bot's gas settings, are listed as suspects but never accused. It can't see a dev who funds hats from an exchange and waits a day, so watch the whales too.
Nobody can change the rules, us included: there's no owner, no pause and no admin. Taking your coins back is always free. The 0.5% eject fee loads your escape pod, part of it buys you $TUBE, and the creator fee on $TUBE is never touched.
— HQ // this message will not self-destruct. it's on-chain.